You can believe all that I say
In fact you can trust anything that I convey
In case you don't know who I am
The king of the world's P.R. man

You may have seen me on T.V.
At his crowning, I was the emcee
I think you'd say this job's a pearl
P.R. man to king of the world

You may ask, well, what's a writer
Doin' workin' for a fighter?
Well, he needs me to craft a speech
When his troops secure one more beach

For the old world order, don't be grieved
Upheaval always makes some peeved
They all surrendered last New Year's Eve
Those claims are lies they were deceived.

You'll remember just last year
A grievous injury above his ear
A fatal wound, so it appeared
The king recovered, and is now revered

Here's his authorized bio
Reviews so far simply glow
Recall how he got all wars to stop
Acts like that are really hard to top

Let me relate my boss's deeds
If miracles are what you need
How 'bout clouds rainin' down fire?
Hey! You callin' me a liar?

Now take a look at this statue
Of my boss; it talks, yes, it's true
Miraculous, I know, now all kneel
And worship it or taste some steel

Technology has played a role
To end revolt, now it's our goal
To gain an even greater grip
Implant this tiny microchip

Fail to put this under your skin
You can't buy food when the plan begins
Don't fret, it's just a debit card
Oh, and tracking, like Scotland Yard

Don't listen when those rumors fly
And you see things up in the sky
Like God is coming back to Earth
Our king is god,
(ASIDE:) For what that's worth

Bibles are no longer legal
Truth is now in all things regal
Say Jesus Christ is Son of God
Are grounds for visit by death squad

How could you believe what's not seen
In evening news on TV screens?
What's that I smell? No need for prayer!
A scent of sulphur in the air?

Earthquake!?