The U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals
Lyrics © 2004, ® Writers Guild of America, West 2004 by Vojo
Intro - 2 bars

Satan's old pals that really grease his wheels
The U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals
They listen to a godless atheist
Not a father to his child, but he has a list

Of things 'bout school he just don't like
And sayin' the pledge is his first strike
Since when does "Under God" violate our rights?
'Less it's Satan whiperin' in their ears at night

They don't give a hoot how the rest of us feel
The U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals
Reversed decisions, three out of four
Rulings for the Lord, always ignored

If you have a case 'gainst morality
Take it to the Ninth, surely they'll agree
Pompous and pious, sittin' on the bench
Anything that says God, they're sure to lynch

God's own Word, not on their agenda
Only what Satan's improved new trend is
But they're only one of lots of legal fools
Reversing laws keeping guns out of schools

The stone tablet at the Alabama court
Dig it up now, the A.C.L.U. snorts
Massachusetts court says men can marry
But God said, "No!" It's a move contrary

To His temple in our body, it's ill begotten
That court has proved its soul is rotten
What they have done keeps morals eroding
Sayin' rights trump that, from demon goading

Rights to do anything your heart desires
'Til your soul is trapped in deep quagmire
Founding Fathers, surely turning in their graves
Knew men would turn to what they crave
But God's Word is what makes us behave